Truffles - Food Store Owner

The saying goes that people who work in chocolate factories quickly find themselves sick of the sight of it, but that doesn't seem to apply to Truffles. Truffles lives, breathes, dreams and, well, eats food, so starting a food shop in the village seemed like a great way to make sure he could surround himself with it at all times.

There's only one issue. Truffles is also a notorious hoarder, which can pose a problem when people want to actually purchase food from him. Commonly a conversation might go:

"Have you got any apples today, Truffles?"

"Nope, none, sorry! Come back tomo-"

"Truffles, I can see the apples over there."

"Oh THOSE apples. No, sorry those apples are, ah, broken. Yes, they're broken."